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Delene D
 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Dont swallow a spider or fly, only a bee
Because, even if stung, you'll get honey
But being stung on the tongue is not so funny! :(


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The moral of the story true, you see
Dont swallow a spider or fly, only a bee
Because, even if stung, you'll get honey
But being stung on the tongue is not so funny! :(
Not even if you are up in a tree.

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Delene D
 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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He lay so still I thought he was a log.


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Basking in the sun was a huge big Croc
He lay so still I thought he was a log.
A log with a broad smile and lots of teeth

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Basking in the sun was a huge big Croc
He lay so still I thought he was a log.
A log with a broad smile and lots of teeth
How could I have thought that a log - my brain must have been underneath! :twisted:

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Basking in the sun was a huge big Croc
He lay so still I thought he was a log.
A log with a broad smile and lots of teeth
How could I have thought that a log - my brain must have been underneath! :twisted:
or at least kept in my sock
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Delene D
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Jimbo the elephant was in love
His lady love was Jumbo, his little turtle dove.


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His lady love was Jumbo, his little turtle dove.
They danced and played in the sun all day

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Jimbo the elephant was in love
His lady love was Jumbo, his little turtle dove.
They danced and played in the sun all day
They were so much in love, happy and gay


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Jimbo the elephant was in love
His lady love was Jumbo, his little turtle dove.
They danced and played in the sun all day
They were so much in love, happy and gay
That they carried on dancing till they travelled 'Above'.

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thinking, "Formal dress - boy, what a hunk!"


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The honey badger eyed out the skunk
thinking, "Formal dress - boy, what a hunk!" :lol:
But, if you think perfume is sexy

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The honey badger eyed out the skunk
thinking, "Formal dress - boy, what a hunk!" :lol:
But, if you think perfume is sexy
the skunk will give you apoplexy

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The honey badger eyed out the skunk
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But, if you think perfume is sexy
the skunk will give you apoplexy
and fragrant hopes of romance quite sunk.


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